Friday, July 31, 2015

B.Y.O.D. (be your own daddy)

I had a bday BBQ the other day; invited the homies. They all started showing up around 7 PM as I asked them to. There was only one problem...


HALF SHOT
*calls me up*

BRICK
Hello?

HALF SHOT
Yeah it's me.

BRICK
You on your way?

HALF SHOT
I'm already here. Question: where the fuck are you??

BRICK
I'll be there in a bit I just had to get something at the store real quick.

HALF SHOT 
What did you need to get?

BRICK
Meat, charcoal, salsa, guacamole, chips, oni-

HALF SHOT
Seriously?? So what am I supposed to do for the next two hours?? Hang out in your driveway??

BRICK
Nah dude, just go to the back yard. There's a gate on the right side of the house; should be open. There's bunch a people are back there already.


**So he goes to the back yard where he sees Nacho, Joe DiManho, Cuervo, K-mo.**


NACHO
Sup man. You here for Brick's BBQ?

HALF SHOT
Yeah.


**They heard a noise. Then watched Hak Man, Frankie and Deana jump the wall on the left side of the house**


HAK MAN
Is this Brick's BBQ?

K-MO
You must be Hak Man.

HAK MAN
How'd you know??

K-MO
Just a sense. Why did you jump the fence? You know there's a gate on the other side, right?

HAK MAN
This is my first time at Brick's pad. No one answered the door so I thought we should just hop the fence.

K-MO
You've never been here before and you just hopped the fence?? What if you had the wrong house?

HAK MAN
I guess I hadn't thought that far ahead.

K-MO
What do you do for a living?

HAK MAN
I'm an engineer. I build planes and shit..


** blank stares all around**
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