Sunday, March 27, 2016

Doucheback Mountain


It was my homie Pun's birthday recently, and I threw a barbecue for him. Something I realized is that me and my friends are douches to eachother...


Pun, Landlord Patrick, Nacho, Cuervo, Hak Man, Deana, K Mo, Brett and a few other random homies show up to my house around 7 PM for the barbecue. I welcome them in and we all gather round in my kitchen.


BRICK
What up peeps? Welcome to my humble abode.

PUN
Coulda said trashy, messy, falling apart, but you went with "humble," good word choice.

BRICK
Says the guy who's jalopy is literally held together with duct tape. You didn't park that piece of junk close to my house did you?

PUN
I didn't drive here dumbass. Remember? I told you I was taking Amtrak.

BRICK
Oh right. Man, your people have come a long way.

PUN
What do you mean?

BRICK
Well, it used to be a bad thing when they put Jews on trains.

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