Thursday, June 30, 2016

In Contempt of Donut


Oh hi there, fellow reader!

What's it like to work at a donut factory you ask? Well, I shall tell you...


IM CONVOS

We chat via IM:

LEAD
Brick!! Didn't I tell you to close out existing accounts before putting in new sales orders!! Don't act like you forgot!!

BRICK
Damn I was so gonna go for the "I forgot defense" but you saw it coming. You should be a lawyer. Specifically a DA.

LEAD
Shut up and stop being lazy!!

BRICK
Am I a bad man, Lead? Tell me I'm good.

LEAD

You want me to lie??

BRICK

If you would please.

LEAD

Fine, I will. You're a good person.

BRICK
Yay!! Thank you!! I'm giving you a thumbs up from my cubical. It's the best finger I can give you.

LEAD
Watch it, boy!


Although that's up for debate from what I understand.
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