Monday, August 1, 2016

Text and Chill (dating tips from the Brick!)


Girls are awesome aren't they?? But how does one obtain a live one (legally)? Well here are some dating tips from Brick along actual real world non-bot texts to show you how its done.

**If you're viewing on a mobile phone, click on the screenshots to view**


Step one: get yourself a pimp hat.



2) Let her know you'll do whatever it takes to meet her...




3)  Keep your girl interested by knowing how to sell yourself ...




4) You gotta know how to give em compliments...





5) Let them know you miss them...





 6) Inspire them...





 What?? How'd this pic of Ariel Winter end up in my screenshots? Weird...





 7) Give them good advice...




 8) Stay calm in the face of baseless accusations...





 9) Make her feel like a real woman...






 10) Introduce  her to new things...




11) Show her you know how to plan a magical evening...





 12) Share in her interests...




 13) Take it... like a man?



And that's how you land yourself the most beautiful babygirl.



 You can't have this one though!! This one's mine!!!


*Don't forget to check out my book, Moby Brick!





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