Friday, April 7, 2017

Conversations with Brick

Set your phasers to intelect!



Y'all Be Sinnin'!


The other day I was locking the door to my apartment as I headed out. I saw the bum who picks cans from our apartment dumpster...

BUM
S'up Brick.

BRICK
S'up Luis.

BUM
My name's Harold.

BRICK
Whatever.

BUM
You going to Arco?

BRICK
No, tonight I go to Chevron.

BUM
Ooooh! What's the occasion?

BRICK
It's Fat Tuesday, my man.

BUM
It is? Shit I thought it was Flag Day. Damn that means I gotta go stab my brother before midnight.

BRICK
Why? Are you giving up shanking people for Lent? Hehe.

BUM
No.


I walked into Chevron where my main man Zutroy was working the counter.


ZUTROY
Good evening Sir Brick, so nice to see you.

BRICK
What up Zutroy. I'll have the usual.


Looks nothing like this guy...

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