Monday, July 16, 2012

Brick vs Chick: a battle of wits! o.0

So say you're chillin with your gf or bf and you want to open the window to get some fresh air. There are two ways to handle this situation depending on your gender.

The Chick Way:

CHICK
"Are you cold?"

BRICK
"Huh? No..."

CHICK
"But I mean, could you handle it if the room was a few degrees cooler?"

BRICK
"What are you talking about??"

CHICK
"I want to open the window, is that going to be OK? Are you gonna be too cold?"

BRICK
"No, don't do it! I'm gonna be blown away!"

CHICK
"I'm just being nice! Why do you always have to be a sarcastic prick!?"

BRICK
"Because it's a stupid question!"

CHICK
"When you're with somebody, you check to make sure they're OK!! But you wouldn't know anything about that! You're a jerk; I hate your face!"

BRICK
"Your mother was a Nazi-sympathizing whore!"

I hate it when my girl talks back to me
like a rocket by FLY2005, on Flickr
Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic License  by  FLY2005 


The Man Way:

BRICK
"You mind if I open the window, Babe?"

CHICK
"No."

BRICK
*opens window*


Clearly "the man way " is the victor. But chicks claim to be smarter because they're more complex. Riiiiiggghhhttt.
 

P.S. we both died of hypothermia





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7 comments:

  1. That's a good way to put it. Men are straight forward and women go around in circles.I remember another comparison where a man would go straight to the shop where he needs to buy stuff while a woman would go around the mall several times before ending up with what she wants to buy.

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  2. haha women will always be like that. we dont tell things straight to the point and can decide easily haha :P
    Rovie,
    The Bargain Doll

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  3. Women are sort of a fickle-minded being while men are too straight forward ^_^

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  4. I agree with Yani, women are mostly fickle-minded and I'm one of them! ahahaha!!! Funny dialogues! ヅ

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  5. Haha, the same ol' men are from mars, women are from venus. :)) Haha! We really like to beat around the bush--though I'd like to believe that I can be pretty straight-forward too :))

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  6. that picture is gross. but your scripts are entertaining.

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  7. I was about to comment on your physical resemblance to that of Jeremy Renner (The Avengers, Bourne etc etc), until of course I saw the photographic evidence that an elfin sized girlfriend handed you your ass.

    Who do you think you are, me?
    :))

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