As an American living in Europa, I have noticed a few cultural differences between us and them. For example due to their hatred of frivolous lawsuits, Europa is full of lies!!! Here, let me show you what I'm talking about...
I'm all for fuel economy but... seriously?
Visa, Mastercard, and... Mastercard's evil fucking twin!!!!
Even their McDonald's are fancy as fuck...
Don't be a pussy! Use...
(Looks like a real legit operation too.)
Wrong state dumbass...
Nope, that ain't beef jerky...
I know it's meant to make fun us but... damn straight!!!
Even their street signs are preachy...
"Best price promply" huh? Is that why you went out of business?
This is know as a wobulator. I'm trying to find the right sequence of lever pulls and button pushing to take me back to the future, but every time I start to make progress, its owner chases me away with a broom.
Nice use of Google Translate there, buddy.
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