The following was a script for a voiceover done with the “movie voice” that was going to be read for a skit I wrote for Studio B. It’s a fake movie commercial for the next Rocky movie:
Proving his movie career is un-dead, Sylvester Stallone makes a comeback in Rock VII! Rocky returns… from the graaave!
(Scenes of zombie Rocky crawling out of a grave)
ROCKY:
“Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Um, I mean, braaaaaaaaains!” (mumbles incoherently)
Watch as Rocky gets his box on with his old rival Apollo Creed… the werewolf!
(Scenes of zombie Rocky boxing werewolf Apollo Creed)
APOLLO
"You a look a lil stiff there, Rocky."
ROCKY
"Ay yo, I'm a zombie; what do you want from me?"
You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll wet your pants!
Rocky VII!! Ding, ding! The bell tolls for thee!
Check out this guy's Rocky impression:
http://youtu.be/sQAvgMXSceo?t=41s Not him! I mean the famous one!
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